IT IS AUGUST
WE AMERICANS NEED OUR PUMPKIN SPICED LATTES OK?
I need you to tell me that you’re okay. If you don’t, I’m not.
9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana
Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship
trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg
BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS
THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS
I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with
everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower
Okay so hypothetically if I just got a call on my house phone from my own house phone number, and when I answered there was nothing but a dial tone, and there is no one else home, what are the odds that I’m going to be dragged down a staircase by a demon tonight?
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster